Let These Mermaids Touch Your Dick Maybe
A downloadable game
This game contains adult content and is for players ages 18+.
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Its been such a long day in the sun. The ocean waves lap against the sandy shore in hushed refrains and as you stretch out on a smooth rock outcropping, you hear the gentle chorus of mermaids. Their song fills the air like warm caramel, and as the sun glitters off the sparkles of seawater and sand spread out over your stomach, the mermaids melody massages your weary muscles. It feels nice, the warmth of the sun, the soothing songs of sensuous sea cryptids. You tease and laugh, you giggle in the sun and the spray as the mermaids reach for you.
This is a game about dick touching, maybe. I should make that clear up front. If you're not on board with telling the story of a bunch of mermaids maybe touching your dick this may not be the best game to play right now and if that's the case, that's totally chill. There's so many games out there to play that don't involve mermaids possibly touching your dick, find one of those and have a blast, friend.
If you're intrigued by mermaids maybe touching your dick but aren't totally sure if you're comfortable acting it out, much less in front of other people, it's totally fine to use this as a fantasizing exercise. You can play this game alone if you want, or you can just read this text and imagine. I won't judge either way, your comfort and tastes are yours, friend. I made this for you to enjoy and I want you to feel comfortable enjoying it.
If you're feeling like you're about hypothetical mermaid dick touching, well damn, I've got a really good game for you to play with some friends, and it's this one.
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I'm not sure I'm comfortable trying it (maybe if our sex-positive militaristic English-speaking club will return and if I figure out how to play something like this online?) but for some reason, I really need to mention that, as I found out from the review, the rules don't involve eating glitters. You are just gonna make a mess with them and then eat at the same table, so you don't want anything potentially toxic or sharp.
All I can say is this game is hilarious. Especially if you can find a good friend group to play it with. Even better if everyone is slightly tipsy or high lol.
An amazing games to make friendships strong ^_^
This game makes me want to have friends T-T
Simple yet amazing. Very clever and nuanced, to make the most of its very few rules. Brilliantly makes every turn interesting to every player, whether or not they're going that turn.
damn this soundr really fun, gotta play it with friends one day, maybe...
What a lovely game! I can’t wait to play it with my roommate and his boyfriend
The idea of this is really fun, it would take a very special group to play it with, I feel.
I'm still not sure what I just read. I need to share it
thank you for your respectful depictions of dicks and the mermaids who maybe touch them. A triumph of the singular genre. Bravisimo!
@TheSpaceJAmber sent me
LMAO FUCK I AM JUST SEEING THIS BC I SENT IT TO OTHER PEOPLE JUST NOW
A very interesting game that pushes the boundaries of what a role-playing game can be, and also the sorts of things you can do with your friends and a glittery dildo.
A terrific game!
This looks like a blast!
may i humbly offer
wow, I wonder how much extra traffic this one page has gotten because of the click
That's where I came from
bro same
came from youtube, am really damn curious
I came from the far-off lands of the Click. And now, I will stay for the dick.
Im here because of the click
Also ALSO coming from The Click on YT, and am really considering buying this, I just don’t /have/ a dick, but I could probably do something fun for my friends x] the only other reason I’m holding off is because of the props and stuff I’ve heard it needs 😅
also coming from the click, and I’m really curious about this game
Can’t afford it, but I’m another coming from The Click!
The Click seems to unite people
Yup! I'm also here because of TheClick!
Also, "Price: $6.90"
Nice!
Aaaaaaand my curiosity won, I bought the game and WOW, the instructions alone are already hilarious.
Bravo! An amazingly fun game I'm eager to play with friends. Maybe not with family but definitely with friends!!
I see a lot of us came from The Click
I got here from the click just like a bunch of you
Here because of the click.
Also same..
Honestly, here because of The Click.
Same. :)
Doesn't mean we can't buy the game though. ;)
One of my friends recommended this. I am looking forward to playing this with them although I am a really shy person lol we'll see how it goes :D
I followed a link in a post on Tumblr and now I'm here. I honestly don't really know why but now I'm here and I want to try this game
Well... I think I know what I want to play in the next party
I want mermaids to touch my dick so badly. Maybe
I think my group would lose it if I ran this for them, so I will.
Game title of the decade
I need to play this asap.
This sounds very interesting.
I am intrigued.
came from dnddads
If I wast that poor i would donate money. But sadly im just writing this comment
This sounds damn funny, really hope I’ll manage to convince my friends to play with me